Monday, 7 December 2015

Return to Copenhagen

After aborting the attempt to head to Compenhagen on Saturday we decided to try again on Sunday.  This time we set the alarms early and made sure the kids had a good night sleep. We left the house just after 9 and caught a bus to Malmö Central Station and then the train across the bridge to Copenhagen and through to Österport.

The plan of attack would be:
 
We would take the train from Malmö Central Station to Österport in Copenhagen (marked with the Triangle at the top).  From there we would walk to Kastallet (1) then down to Amalienborg (2) to watch the changing of the guard.  After that we could head out to Rosenborg castle or more likely down to Kongens Nytorv (3) – Kings New Market/New Square.  I’d expected there to be grass or a park that we could have a picnic for lunch.  From there we followed the main mall Strøget past the Disney and Lego shops (4) down to Tivoli Gardens (5) where we could see the Christmas displays.
For once things went pretty much to plan.

Our first stop was Kastallet which is a star fortress.  It is still used for military purposes so access was a little limited but we were able to walk through the main street.  Originally it was part of the walls that went the entire way around Copenhagen, but very little remain of the walls today.

Kastallet gates

Building started in 1626 under King Christian IV of Denmark to protect the entrance to the port.  It was completed in the mid 1640s under King Fredrick III. Sweden attacked and set a siege on Copenhagen in 1658-1660, so the fortification was extended and Kastellet (the citadel) was completed.  It played a key part in the Battle of Copenhagen against in England in 1807. Unfortunately it was captured by the Germans in 1940 who landed in a nearby harbor and Denmark was forced to surrender.

The main road with barracks to the sides
Plaque showing the layout of Katellet

 Outside the Kastallet we walked through Churchillparken (Churchill’s Park) named after Winston Churchill to commemorate British assistance in liberating Denmark in World War II.  St Alban’s Church is also located there and was quite impressive, especially with the bells ringing for morning mass.
St Albin's Chruch
Memorial to fallen soldiers - outside Katallet
Memorial to Churchill

Full view of St Albins
  
Fountain outside Kastallet
Fountain outside Kastallet

Statue outside Kastallet /  Churchill Park

Dragon on the lamp post outside Churchill Park
The "Zincer" a statue made from metal parts by the Zinc companies, made to mimic "The Thinker"

We still had a little time until we had to be at Amalienborg so we wandered into the Langelinie park and saw the Ivar Huitfeldt Column, built to commemorate Admiral Ivar Huitfeldt who and his men who died in the naval battle at Stevns during the Great Northern War in 1710. The ship-of-the-line Dannebrog was set on fire fighting the Swedes and Admiral Huitfeldt ordered his men to continue fighting until the ship exploded and killed the Admiral and his 497 crew. Some remains of the ship were brought up from the wreck in the late 1800s and the memorial was built in 1886 from the ship’s cannons, cannonballs and anchor. The column is topped with a statue of Victoria (goddess of victory) and features Admiral Huitfeldt’s portrait and coat of arms.


Ivar Huitfeldt Column - wide shot
Ivar Huitfeldt Column - Plaque
Ivar Huitfeldt Column - Cannonballs
Ivar Huitfeldt Column - Cannons
 
Next we stopped by to get some better pictures of the Mermaid statue (see my first Copenhagen posts for more info on the statue) and then headed to Amalienborg.

The Copenhagen Mermaid

We still had a little time before the changing of the guard so we had a look around and took some photos. The kids were a little tired from walking so we didn’t go too far and we didn’t go into the museum as we didn’t have enough time before the changing of the guard.

As I mentioned in my first Copenhagen posts, Amalienborg was built as housing for four noble families but become the temporary home for the Danish royal family after Christianborg Palace burnt down in 1794.  When  Christianborg was rebuilt, the royal family decided to stay in the four palaces that made up Amalienborg rather than move back.

Arial shot of Amalienborg Palace from Fredriks Chuch
Arial shot of Amalienborg showing the four palaces (courtesy of Wikipedia, as I didn’t have access to my helicopter):
The palace is named after Queen Sophie Amalie (borg meaning palace so it is essentially named Amalie’s Palace).  Down the road from the Palace is Frederik’s Church (I believe the photo above was taken from the church) which sports a very impressive domed roof:
Frederik's Church Dome

 The four palaces of Amalienborg are Levetzau’s/Christian VIII’s Palace (NW corner - which was open as a museum), Brockdorff’s/Frederik VIII’s Palace (NE) and Moltke’s/Christian VII’s Palace (SW) - both closed when we were there, and Schack’s/Christian IX’s Palace (SE) which was undergoing repairs and covered in scaffolds.  The palaces surround a statue of King Frederik V on his horse.  The double names of the palace refer to the fact the palaces were initially constructed for the royal families. Molke’s Palace was originally constructed for Adam Gottlob Moltke (Lord High Steward) but was renamed when the royal family purchased the palace.

Christian IX’s palace is the home of the Danish royal family.  Crown Princess Mary and Crown Pricne Frederick reside in Frederick VIII’s Palace.

360 degree panaramic view of the palace - 360 degrees from the centre.
Christian VIII’s Palace
Brockdorff’s/Frederik VIII’s Palace 
Statue of King Fredrik V
The kids got a little tired waiting for the changing of the guard
The palace is guarded by Den Kongelige Livgarde (The Royal Life Guards) who look similar to the English Beefeaters.  They march through Copenhagen at 11:30 and execute the changing of the guard at Amalienborg at noon.  There are three different watches – King’s Watch (when the Queen is in residence), Lieutenant Watch (when Crown Prince Frederick or Prince Joachim or Princess Benedikte are taking place a reagent) and the Palace Watch (when no member of the royal family is in residence.  We witnessed the Palace Watch.
The guard approaching


Changing of the guard
The guards facing off as part of the changing of the guard

Frederik’s Church is located at the end of the road due west of Amalienborg.  It was designed in 1740 and has the largest church dome in Scandinavia (31m). Construction started in 1749 but was slowed by budget cuts and the death of the architect so it was left abandoned and was sold in 1874.  It was finally completed in 1894.

The words aboved the door say HERRENS ORD BLIVER EVINDELIG “The Word of the Lord endureth forever.”
Frederik's Church
Statues on the dome.
After Amalienborg we headed to Kongens Nytorv and promised the kids a picnic lunch.  This was where we hit a snag.  The area was under construction and fenced off.  Not a blade of grass to be seen.  I suggested we walk past and continue to Strøget, but Kris wanted to check out a sculpture, so we walked around the fencing and came across a big Christmas market.  They sold decorations, glögg (mulled wine), salami’s, crafts and lots of other Christmas themed items.  We found ourselves a table and had our picnic outside the market.
Copenhagen Christmas Market
  
Copenhagen Christmas Market

Display on a hotel overlooking the market
Christmas Market

The we headed into Strøget.

The mall is (according to Wikipedia) one of the longest  and oldest pedestrian shopping streets in Europe (1.1km) (though not taking either crown).  It is located in the centre of old Copenhagen.   Some of the most expensive stores are located on the street including Illums Bolighus (Danish living and homewares store), Magasin Du Nord (Danish equivalent of Harrods) and Royal Copenhagen Porcelian Factory.  It also houses the Disney Store and the kids favourite – the lego store with some impressive statues.  Cameron was also amazed that they had a scanner/camera that you could stand in front of with a lego box and it would project an image of the assembled kit above the picture of the box, so you could see what the finished product would look like.  I was very happy to find a pirate lego chess set (I’ve collected lego pirate since I was little) so that got purchased for Christmas.  We also managed to get a limited edition Christmas Lego Gingerbread house for spending over 500 dkk (Danish Kroner).

The kids with a statue of the wolds tallest man, outside the Guiness World Record Museum on Strøget.
Lego dragon - Lego Shop on Strøget.
Lego dragon - Lego Shop on Strøget.
Lego model of Nyhavn (New Harbour) an icon street-frontage in Copenhagen - Lego Shop on Strøget.
Alana being swallowed by a lego lion
Tomas being swallowed by a lego lion
Lifesize lego models in the Lego shop.  behind is a mural of Copenhagen's streets made of lego blocks
Posing by a lego model of the Kings Guard
Me with my pirate lego chess set

Once we finished up at the lego shop we headed to Tivoli where we decided to buy a season pass for 1200 dkk (about $250) which gave us a year of free entry (rides not included) instead of paying about 500 dkk per visit.

Tivoli had a Christmas theme this time and looked pretty awesome at night with all of the Christmas lights lit up.  It’s amazing the difference between the way it looked for Halloween.

360 panoramic view of some of the Tivoli displays

The main Tivoli display outside the hotel (this was the pumpkin judging area for Halloween)
The lights over the lake at Tivoli

Looking over the lake
Christmas trees at the entrance
Main street
Igloos at Tivoli
Igloos at Tivoli
Igloos at Tivoli
Reindeer display - Trojan Reindeer?

Kids on a sleigh

After a few hours at Tivoli we were exhausted and headed to Copenhagen Central to catch the train home.  The train was packed and the kids were tired and grumpy – particularly Cameron.  When the conductor got on he noticed this and offered to let Cam sit in the special conductor room, which is where the conductor usually sits.  Tomas joined him for a while and it made their day as they watched him mark up the forms and phone the driver.  We also got chatting to a lady and her mother who sat across from us and they offered the kids some Christmas candies and Alana and I got talking to a traveler who was taking the 3 hour train ride home.  All-in-all it turned what looked to be a terrible train ride into a lot of fun. 


Tomas in the conductors room
Cameron in the conductors room
  

Santa and Tomten

In Sweden, Santa is called Tomten (sometimes Jul Tomten), which literally translates to Christmas Brownie.  Tomte is the singular and in Swedish adding an ‘n’ usually makes it ‘the’ so Tomten is ‘the brownie’.  As another note, the literal translation of Father Christmas can also be read as “Father in the hat”.

In Scandinavian mythology, Tomten is a brownie that lives on farms and helps out with chores such as cleaning of the cow sheds or sorting hay.  They were offended by careless or rude farmers such as those who mistreated livestock or swore.  Farmers would leave a small bowl of porridge for him, with a dab of butter on top, on Christmas night.

Those who offended him or didn’t give him porridge (or forgot the butter) could be punished by a whack to the ear, theft of hay or livestock, killing or driving off of livestock (an odd punishment – if you mistreat your livestock the Tomte will murder it to punish you, seems like the livestock get the short end of the stick in that one…) or ruining the famers profitability.  They would also perform mischief if offended, like tying cows tails together (again with the livestock abuse),  breaking things or turning objects upside down.

The tomte was is depicted as being a small, elderly man – usually a few inches tall with a full beard in traditional famers clothes.  Common depictions focus on the big hat, beard and nose:


In Sweden and many of the Nordic countries the original Christmas mythology had the Yule Goat as the deliverer of presents.  The Yule Goat was said to arrive on Christmas Eve and knock on the doors of homes to hand out presents.  This was eventually replaced by the idea of Tomten delivering the presents when treated nicely.   The presents were traditionally delivered to the door and often travelled with a pig.

The Yule Goat could be from the old mythology (Thor’s chariot was pulled by two goats).  It was believed that objects made from straw or rough wood could be called the yule goat.  In the 19th century the Yule Goat became the giver of gifts and was replaced by the end of the 19th Century by Tomten.

Sweden still celebrate with a straw goat Christmas decorations and the Gävle Goat, a giant straw goat erected in the central square of Gävle:
Yule Goat

Gävle goats are built by two competing groups in Gävle, the School of Vasa and the Natural Science Club.  Most years the goat is vandalized or burnt down, often in an inventive way and despite fire protection, police and National Guard.  There’s an interesting article on Wikipedia that gives a time line of the goat: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4vle_goat  (the weird %C3%A4 is due to the ä which doesn’t work well on English keyboards).  Essentially it has been destroyed 17 times up to 2013, mostly by burning, but it has been kicked to pieces, hit by a car and the smaller Natural Science Club goat has been thrown in the river a few times.  Some of the more memorable ones were in 1985 where it was burnt down despite being surrounded by a 2m high fence and guarded by security guards and the Gävle infantry regiment, 1987 where it has a fireproofing coat added and was still burnt down, 1988 where people were able to bet on whether the goat would be destroyed and in 2013 it was burnt down by a burning arrow fired by people dresses Santa and a Gingerbread man.  The goat survived three attempts at burning it last year, any bets on it surviving this year?

Commercialization, Christianity and Western influence has led to Jultomten looking more and more like the traditional Santa and has replaced the Jule Goat.  They still retain some original feature though – he doesn’t live in the North Pole (maybe because Nordic people are close enough to check…), he doesn’t come down the chimney and he isn’t overweight.  They also don’t have the flying reindeer (although the Western Santa is becoming more common) and people often leave a bowl of porridge and butter out for him instead of milk and cookies.

According to Wikipedia the word tomte is now a little ambiguous - jultomten or tomten refer to the modern tomte and tomtar or tomtarna (plurals) refer to the traditional one.

Christmas Market

This was our first free weekend for a while, as we had finally assembled all of the furniture and completed the move.

One thing I really wanted to do the first time we went to Copenhagen was to watch the changing of the guards at Amalienborg Palace.  It happens at noon every day and we missed it the first time as we didn’t get out of Den Blå Planet aquarium in time to make it.  We planned to head out early Saturday morning as we’d also heard that there were some Christmas markets planned in Copenhagen.
On Friday night Kristine was invited out with some friends for a Julbord, which is a Christmas Feast and drinks.  The kids and I had a movie night and after they were in bed I watched a movie and fell asleep. Kris got home around 1am and Tomas hadn’t slept very well – he greeted her as she came in the door.

The next morning I chatted on Skype while Kristine slept in.  We needed to leave by about 9:30 to make sure we made the changing of the guard, but the kids (especially Tomas) were pretty tired and grumpy.  The train ride to Copenhagen was about an hour and I had a big day planned (see the next post) so we decided to cancel at the last minute (during the arguments about getting boots and rain gear sorted out) and instead have a quiet day at home.
 
That afternoon we decided to go check out one of the big Christmas markets at Katrinetorp Landeri.  A landeri is a country farm/agricultural property.   They were originally used as country estates in the summer.  Torp means croft in English, which is a farming land with a dwelling.

Katrinetorp is a preserved historic  English garden that has been restored and houses cafes and shops.  It was built in 1799 and the city of Malmö bought it in 1937 and leased it as a farm until 1992.  The main building was built in 1813 and has been restored.

Every year (for the last 15 years) a Christmas Market (julmarknad) has been hosted at the farm, selling crafts like hand dipped candles, candies, straw craft, wickerwork, sheepskin, woodwork and sewing/quilting.

It cost 20kr (~$3 for parking ) and 60kr (~$10) per adult to get in and it was very windy but we had fun.  There was a Lucia performance (Swedish caroling) and some very nice arts and crafts.  The kids were give 100kr each to spend on what they wanted and Tomas and Cameron picked lollies, while Alana saved hers.  We also had Santa photos taken.  When we were lining up, Kristine asked the lady in charge if it was ok that we spoke English and she nodded and ducked off to talk to Santa.  When we got there he spoke English to the kids and they were really happy to have a Swedish Santa.  I’ve made another small post about Santa in Sweden if you’re interested.

Santa asked Tomas what he wanted and he said “Everything in the world”.  I think he might have trouble getting that down the chimney...  They were also given small straw gifts (Strohstern or Straw Stars) to hang in the window so Santa knows where they are.

Some examples of straw decorations
 

Santa Lucia


The restored farm building
Buying lollies
The crowd inside one of the halls
Dancing around the Christmas tree
Buying fish lollies - the kids would pay and then use the stick with a basket on the end to fish in the window where someone would put a bag of lollies in the basket
Santa!

Our Second Job

After the last few days, I think Kristine and I are about ready to apply for a new job – Ikea furniture construction. I don’t mind assembling the odd item at home, but when you have to do a whole house it gets a bit crazy.  Here’s what we had to assemble:

-        Egg Chair x1,
-        Chest of Drawers (6 drawers) x2,
-        Chest of Drawers (2 drawers) x3,
-        Loft Bed with Desk x3,
-        Drawers for Loft Bed x12,
-        Dining Table x1,
-        Dining Chair x6,
-        Bedside Cabinet x2,
-        Queen Bed x1,
-        Lamp x5,
-        Kids Chairs x 2,
-        TV display cabinet x1,
-        Sofa Bed x2,
-        Sofa x2,
-        Coffee Table x2,
-        Desk Chair x5, and
-        Storage Shelving x2


Originally I planned to have the Wednesday off work in order to receive the furniture, return to work Thursday and then have Friday off so I could assemble it all over the weekend.  After the events of Wednesday night (see previous post) I thought it would be better to have Thursday off and go to work on Friday.

Thursday morning we dropped the kids off at school and got started on Tomas’ loft bed.  We expected that we should be able to get at least the four beds put together before we had to pick up the kids at 2pm.  How wrong we were…

At 1:30 we had mostly completed Tomas bed, having skipped lunch in order to keep pushing through.  We had gotten home around 9am so we’d spent almost 5 hours on it. We had to leave it to pick up the kids and then we went to do a big shop in order to fill the fridge and pantry.  When we got home we finished Tom’s bed off.  Sorry Alana and Cameron, looks like you’ll be sleeping on the floor again…

We finished up the drawers for Tomas’ bed that night while watching a movie (from a friend’s hard-drive, we didn’t have TV or internet yet).  The next day I went back to work and Kris put together the kitchen table and chairs, only to find that one of the chairs had been delivered broken.  They had also forgotten to deliver the ironing board.  We were going to try to assemble the next bed after work on Friday but knowing that it would take 4 hours we decided that we’d rather finish up some of the sets of drawers so that the kids could go to bed on time.

We finished the other two beds over the weekend (it took about 3-4 hours per bed) and over the next couple of days we got the rest of the main floor furniture together, leaving just the basement – Kristine and my room.

Another trip to Ikea got the chair replaced, the ironing board collected and another 4000kr of gear like towels and washing baskets.

Over the next week we finished up getting the rest of the furniture assembled and then were left with the problem that we had completely filled the sunroom with empty boxes and plastic wrapping.  Kristine spent an entire day folding and compacting the boxes to a manageable amount, but then came the next problem – what do we do with all of it?

There didn’t seem to be any recycling bins for the house and we didn’t know what the Swedish word for dump or tip was.  Google translate suggested some options but we couldn’t find any of those words on the map.  I asked one of the guys from work who lived in the same area and he pointed us in the direction of a recycling centre – återvinningscentral in a place called Bunkeflostrand (don’t ask me how to pronounce that one – something like B-unn-kee-floos-strund).

Next was setting up TV and internet.  We didn’t see anything like an aerial port so we did some asking around – it seems that the best bet was to get the TV connected through the fibre internet cable to the house and then Wi-Fi it from the router to a set-top box.  We ended up getting the medium speed internet package 250Mb/s with no quota for about 299sek a month (about $50) and the basic cable TV package.  All up it was somewhere around $120 a month for cable TV to two TVs and internet.  We also had to buy the set top boxes and Wi-Fi repeaters that came to about 1700sek (just under $300).  They said it would take about a week to be connected.  Our router arrived in the mail two days later and I was able to get it all up and connected straight away.

So now we are finally settled in our new house with the furniture assembled and TV and internet working.  All that remains is to receive our air freight, which I’m told should arrive on Tuesday the 8th.

Just a small number of boxes to get rid of
One of the three loads of boxes that Kristine dumped.


Legal Issues - How junk food led to a meeting with the police

We had just moved into our new place, it was just before 7pm and pitch black.  We were all tired and hungry and surrounded by Ikea boxes and unpacked luggage.

I set Kristine’s phone to GPS, with directions to Burger King and she set off to get dinner while I set up the mattresses for the kids.

By the time I had the mattresses set up and the doona and pillow covers on it felt like Kris had been gone for a while.  The Burger King was about 10 minutes away and I expected her back long before I’d finished.  But still, she had her phone and would have called if there were any issues.

I checked the time - 8pm.  The kids had school the next day and were starting to get tired and grumpy, so I sent them to get through the shower and change into their pajamas.  Where was Kris?  I resisted the urge to call her – she could call me if she needed and was probably just stuck in a massive queue at Burger King, or maybe having bit of a drive to explore our new area and the kids and I were fine.

At 8:30pm I started pacing, I picked up my phone to call, but then had to go split up a fight between the kids, who were hungry and tired.  I gave them their Ipads to keep them occupied and then my phone rung.  It was Kris.

She was pretty upset and explained that Googlemaps had crashed and kept issuing the same direction to keep going straight ahead.  She had picked up the Burger King but then ended up getting completely lost.  That might be ok in Australia where we knew the area, but she was in a new country, it was pitch black and raining and to make matters worse, she couldn’t read the street signs for three reasons:
1)      They are not always lit well or at all so they can be difficult to see and read from the road,
2)      She hadn’t taken her glasses and most importantly,
3)      They were all in Swedish.

Ok so that explained why she had taken so long, but why hadn’t she just reset googlemaps and used it to find her way back?  Turns out that when she realized it had sent her too far, she picked up her phone and started to set the location when it ran out of batteries and turn off.  She had no phone charger and no idea where she was.

She drove for a little while before seeing the Ikea sign in the distance.  One thing to note in Sweden is that often you don’t see much in the distance at night as there is low-lying cloud of fog, so she was lucky here.  She managed to get to Ikea and remembered that MediaMart (where we bought our TVs) sold car phone chargers.  After pulling into the car park, she ran to the door just in time to see them being locked.  She asked the security guard and he told her they were just closing and she couldn’t enter

Kristine burst into tears at this point (and justifiably so), so the security guard took pity on her after she explained her situation and let her in.  She grabbed a phone charger, paid and returned to the car.  The charger she grabbed had a molded (rather than disconnectable) cigarette jack connector rather than a USB plug and when she opened the centre console, she saw that there were only USB jacks.  Fortunately Kris remembered there was a cigarette jack in the boot (as MediaMart was well and truly closed by now) and she managed to get her phone charged.  From there she tried Googlemaps again but it crashed again.  That’s when I got the phone call.

By now it was 9pm, the 10 minute trip to get takeaway had taken about 2 hours so far.  It was too late for the kids so I made them sandwiches and then while they were eating, I got Kristine to set the phone on speaker while I opened my (more stable) googlemaps and tried to direct her.  This didn’t really work too well initially as Kris needed to leave her phone in the boot to charge and so it didn’t pick up her voice well and I got a lot of static or missed words.  Also (as I mentioned above) she couldn’t readily read or pronounce the street names so I was struggling to find where she was on my map.  I was getting “I’m on Nort*static*atan road” and the last thing you want to do when someone is upset and worried is ask them to repeat themselves four times. Eventually I remembered that the car had a Bluetooth phone connection and got her to pullover and dock the phone and that at least made it so we could talk clearly.  But it didn’t help the problem of where the hell she was. I managed to find the street she was on, but I didn’t know which direction she was heading as there were no landmarks or other signs.  Then there was the problem that the directions were to landmarks we didn’t know or that were not easy to find on a googlemaps screen.

Eventually after I was pretty sure she was going the right way, she saw a police car on the side of the road, pulled over and run up to the driver.  We found out later that the car was guarding Malmö Stadium where there was a game vs Denmark going and they were concerned with terrorism after the attacks in Paris.  So really she was lucky that the officer responded calmly to having a semi-hysterical woman screech to a halt and charge at his car.

When she explained her situation he was very sympathetic and gave her directions (pretty much to keep going the way she was going – so my directions had been pretty good).  She arrived home at about 9:45pm with a bag of ice-cold take-away and a deep abiding hatred of Googlemaps.

While we dined on microwaved hamburgers (definitely not worth the 3 hour wait) we couldn’t help but laugh and suggest that we need to not rely on technology so much and buy a map.

This wasn’t Kristine’s last run in with the police either.  A few days later she parked in the school carpark without realizing that it is a ticket parking zone (in fact pretty much all of Malmö is – I’m sure if you crashed a car into the canal and it sank to the bottom you’d end up with a parking fine if you didn’t buy a parking ticket for it). 600kr (about AUD$100) felt a bit harsh for 15minutes parking.

We're Back

After a week without internet, we are finally all connected again.  We moved into our new house on Wednesday 28th and this will now be our permanent accommodation for the rest of our stay in Sweden.  (if you want the address, send Kris or I a message on facebook or email).

Originally we were due to check out of our temporary accommodation on Friday at 10am and move into the new house on the same day.  This was a bit of a worry as even without our airfreight (which still hasn’t arrived) we had more than a single full car load of stuff.  The plan was to meet the landlord and do a handover, which included a full condition inspection of the house – which was slated to take about an hour to an hour and a half.  So, the original plan was to somehow have this meeting (which had to be later than 8:30am) then get all the gear out of our apartment, down 5 flights of stairs, into the car and then to the new house (which is a 15 minute drive away) and also get the apartment cleaned up and the keys returned by 10am.  There was no way that was going to happen, so I pushed to try to get access to the house earlier or to have the apartment for longer.

The landlord came through and gave us access on Wednesday instead of Friday, so that took a big load off our minds.  Kristine being Kristine, she had us all pretty much packed by the time I got home from work on Tuesday and had already scrubbed the walls and mopped the floor.

The apartment we were moving into was completely unfurnished, except for whitegoods and a few desks and chairs that the landlord left for us. Work gave us an allowance of 100,000sek (about AUD $16,000) to set it up, so we had some shopping to do.  Of course, being in Sweden, the best place to outfit an entire house was Ikea.  In Australia we had visited the Ikea store and website and picked a pretty complete list of what we needed and the week before the move we took a trip to Ikea and confirmed that the items were available and what we wanted.  They wouldn’t let us pre-order anything from the store (you can pre-order online, but for store delivery they will only delivery same or next day) so we placed an order Tuesday after work and asked them to delivery Wednesday afternoon, when we would be settled into the new house.

Wednesday morning we took the kids to school and then went to collect the car.  We were going to load up some of the bags, but by the time we got back from the school and picked up the car we didn’t really have much time left.  We drove to the house and started on the inspection and discussions at 9:30am.  At 10am, as we were just starting to inspect the first room, two Ikea trucks arrived with our furniture.  It was rather embarrassing as we hadn’t signed the contract at that point but there we were with two full trucks of furniture and two deliverymen waiting in the rain.  So while I continued the condition inspection, Kristine and the landlord let the Ikea guys in and they loaded all of the furniture into the lounge room.  To get to the front door, they needed to walk over a small path of rocks, which they then spread across the wooden floors.  In Sweden it is customary to remove your shoes when you enter a house (as they are often wet and muddy), but these guys had to do about 20 trips in and out to get all the boxes and so left theirs on.  I don’t think we made a good first impression as the landlord watched them spreading rocks through the house, but we fixed that by having Kristine pull out the broom and vacuum cleaner and pick the stones up before they could scratch the floor.

Our Ikea boxes - stacked neatly
 

Eventually  by 10:30 we had all the stuff delivered and at 11 we were all signed up.  We then drove back to the apartment and while Kristine looped the block looking for a carpark (she eventually settled for parking on the road outside the apartment like everyone else) I ran upstairs and started loading the bags into the small cargo lift.  The lift was only just big enough for me and two or three of the bags, and pretty slow, so it took us quite a while to get the first car load in.  We then drove this back to the house, ran inside and dumped it in amongst the boxes, before returning for the next load.  

After stopping for a quick lunch, we began sorting the next load out, when I realized that it was 1:45 and the kids finished school at 2.  I left Kristine to finish packing the last bags, while I jumped on public transport and ran to the kids school.  I got there about 10 minutes late and the kids were waiting for me in the admin office (not bad, 2nd day of school and I was already late – not the best look) but everyone was ok and we jumped back on the bus.  They were already starting to put up Christmas decorations, including a huge teddy bear made from lights.

The Trianglen Teddy Bear
We got back to Malmö just as Kris was finishing loading the last of the gear and mopping the floors.  I did a quick run through to make sure we had everything and then the kids said goodbye to the apartment for the last time and we drove to our new house.
 
By now the lounge looked like a bomb had exploded.  There were Ikea boxes everywhere, as well as our hastily dumped luggage and bags of toys, clothes and misc from the apartment.
There was no way we were going to be able to get all of the furniture together in time and we realized that we still needed some things to settle in – doona covers, pillow cases and some extra lamps as well as TVs.  The landlord had left us with some cutlery and crockery but it was an odd assortment so we needed to go and buy some sets so we had something to eat off.  We also had no blinds or curtains.  While we figured we would wait and get some decent curtains (rather than rush and end up with ones that didn’t fit), we did need something to cover the windows of the kids bedrooms.

Hence we went back to Ikea.  To start with, we stopped at an electronic store called MediaMart that was just across the road from Ikea.  There we got two TVs and some screens for my computer (which is coming over in airfreight).  We figured we’d put them in the back of the car and then go to Ikea.  The trouble was the 48” TV was too big for that.  No matter how we tried, we could not get it in the boot.  In the end we put it across the back seats of the car by getting the kids to tuck their feet up.  Obviously we weren’t going to get to Ikea like that, so we ducked home and dropped off the electronics and drove back to Ikea.  It was already dark and felt like 10pm, so I checked my phone – it was 4pm.

So far we had spent about 70k of the 100k sek we were allocated.  The first load of furniture was about 66k sek (aboutAUD$11,000), the TVs, monitors and a couple of assorted electronics things (mixer, kitchen scales and iron) came to 17k (AUD$2700 – pretty decent price really) and we’d also spent 1700sek on sheet sets earlier.

We tossed up having dinner first (Ikea köttbullar – meatballs) but it was too early so we decided to wait (a bad decision – see the next blog post).

This Ikea trip yielded another 7000sek – cutlery, crockery, glasses, pots and pans, rubbish bins – it’s amazing what you need to buy when you have nothing.  We got some blankets to cover the windows for now and since Sweden requires some pretty serious sorting of rubbish we ended up with 5 rubbish bins – paper/cardboard, glass, plastics, metal/cans and general rubbish (we also have brown paper bags for food scraps). Again we tossed up getting dinner at Ikea as it was now about 6pm, but we had so much stuff we just needed to get it home.  It took a while to load the car, and all of our Tetris skills to get it all to fit – I swear if we’d had a car accident on the way home we would have been sliced, diced, mashed, whisked and handily packaged into trash bins ready for disposal.

Once all the stuff was loaded into the house I started getting the beds set up – well when I say beds, I mean mattresses on the floor.  The kids have loft-beds which include a desk, cupboard, shelves and a bunk bed, so there was no way that was being assembled quickly.  I suggested that Kris duck out to get some take-away for dinner while I got the bed setup.  Kris was the victim here as I still hadn’t driven the car on the right-hand side of the road and since it was dark and wet and we were tired, it wasn’t the best time for me to go for a solo drive.  I set up Kris’ phone to googlemaps and loaded the directions to the nearest Burger King – only about 10min away and she set off, while I set up the mattresses, doonas etc.

I’ll detail her full adventures in the next blog post, but eventually we all got to sleep about 9:30pm on mattresses on the floor surrounded by our box fort of Ikea furniture.